Children have a knack of saying the wrong things at the wrong time, that more often than not, puts the parents in an embarassing spot. But then again, with all their innocence and genuine curiosity, one cant help but have a good laugh.
Here are a few things Nilu says...
- You say I'm a big girl but still call me baby.
- What is behind the sky?
- I want to be a princess like Cinderella and wear glass slippers with high-heels.
- I think you eat very well, thats why you are so strong with big arms - To a very healthy family friend.
- Why are you swallowing your mouth into your throat? - To her great-grandmother who wears dentures, and Nilu happened to see her without them.
- Hey, why do you eat so many chocolates, thats why your teeth are so brown - To a polite stranger who smiled (and had rotten teeth!) at us while shopping.
- I feel like eating chicken and fish - Announces at a tam-brahm wedding inviting a collective gasp and shocked expressions from a handful of paatis.
- Where is the fish's bum - To a friend who has recently accquired an aquarium, and was enthusiastically showing her how the fish eat and swim.
I can go on on and on....but will pen down for now.
10 comments:
Need I say that Nilu rocks?? It is but obvious that this little thing is packed with the very best..god bless her and waiting for more!
Absolutely hillarious! Waiting for more!!!
dare I say more when I have been at the receiving end of a few Nilu truths..
1.my Mom says you were lying about the kids at your home
2.I like you shiny shiny earrings
, and of course, the fish bum, fish dance, and fish pee! rofl!
Love to Nilu from me!
Wow! I'm still laughing!! She's a little clown! She's going to be one embarrassed girl when she reads this stuff a few years later :D...
Thanks Sujata!
Debani - Thanks! :D
Maneesha - Yep you've had first-hand experience so you know...;)
Reva - He he he...hope she never gets to know of this when she grows up!
Your little brat is adorable. Some of her questions have made me go red!! Need I repeat them on this public forum?
Geeta...dont even remind me of the things she has asked you! And pls pls pls...not over here...unless you want to embarrass yourself!:P
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